It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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