Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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