oh god the rape fog is back!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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