This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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