She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
