I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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