so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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