It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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