new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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