Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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