"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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