i just made my gag reflex go away.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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