Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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