remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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