She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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