i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well I just put wine in my tea
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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