We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You've changed since you got that strap on
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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