Its about making memories worth repressing
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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