who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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