why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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