i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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