too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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