found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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