Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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