You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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