My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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