This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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