big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My life is pants optional.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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