all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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