I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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