Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
How drunk are you?
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