just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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