Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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