I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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