Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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