I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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