He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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