just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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