did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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