so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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