Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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