Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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