party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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