he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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