How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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