I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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