Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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