I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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