Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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