then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize