So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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