Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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