im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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